Monday, July 1, 2013

Ride to Hell: Retribution Review

 More like Sons of Inadequacy



TITLE: Ride to Hell Retribution
PLATFORM: PS3, XBOX 360, PC
DEVELOPER: Eutechnyx
PUBLISHER: Deep Silver
GENRE: Action Adventure Sleaze fest
RATING: M

 

                The biker culture shares many memorable characters from entertainment media like Johnny Strabler, Wyatt aka the Easy Rider, Jax Teller, and my personal favorite Billy Bad just to name a few. On June 27th 2013 however, a new prospecting "hero" was released onto the unsuspecting public destined to become infamous for years to come for both bikers and gamers alike. That character in question is Jake Conway, a rough and rugged son of a thought-to-be-dead outlaw legend who returns home from the service only to witness his world get torn apart by the rival gang called the Devil's Hand. Resulting in typical bikesploitation fashion, he saddles up on his faithful hog, vows revenge  and won't stop until the injustice done onto him and his family is righted. "Ride to Hell: Retribution", promised to bring a fun 1960s biker bash with brutal fights and intense motorcycle based combat but don't bother listening to GameStop's intentionally misleading rating average of 8.5 because it's not even close.