Monday, January 28, 2013

Ratchet and Clank Full Frontal Assault Review


 Title: Ratchet and Clank
           Full Frontal Assault          
Platform: Playstation 3
Developer: Insomniac Games
Genre: Tower Defense
Rating: E

 

When Insomniac suddenly announced the release of an all new Ratchet and Clank game, two emotions overtook me. First like any fan I was excited and then I unexpectedly began to feel really old because FFA was in fact a celebration title dedicated to the tenth anniversary of everyone’s favorite lombax and his mechanic sidekick. The price was also a pleasant reveal being only twenty dollars. That’s a bargain no matter how you look at it now in days right? Insomniac has really catered to their fans by releasing the HD collection of the first three PS2 titles and FFA was to be the icing on the cake. However, one can’t help but wonder if that cheap price tag is a representation in terms of quality. Did Insomniac go for a quick cash grab or is this another adventure fans will cherish for years to come? Well it turns out it’s kind of a mixed bag.

Saturday, January 26, 2013

DMC Devil May Cry Review


 
Title: DMC Devil May Cry
Platform: Playstation 3, Xbox 360
Developer: Ninja Theory
Publisher: Capcom
Genre: Action Hack & Slash
Rating: M

 

 OMFG what happened to Dante’s hair? As much as it shames me, I must admit that I was one of 'those guys' completely turned off by Capcom’s rebooted franchise the moment the first images were released. I was convinced that Ninja Theory was trying to cash in on the Twilight craze and that one of my favorite characters was going to be ruined.  This punkish emo kid wasn’t the Dante I knew. Hell he didn’t even sport the red jacket-Blasphemy I shouted.  I didn’t even bother to try the free demo on sheer principle. Well now that the game is now out, I decided to stop being a whiney fan boy and give it a shot. Were my prejudices justified or did I walk away satisfied feeling juvenile thanks to my previous attitude towards it?

Friday, January 18, 2013

Death Race 3 Inferno Review



TITLE: Death Race Inferno
DIRECTOR: Roel Reiné
STAR: Luke Goss, Danny Trejo, Ving Rhames
PUBLISHER: Universal
RATING: R, Unrated
GENRE: Action




I’ll get my biases out in the open right away. I loved the 2008 release of Death Race that was directed by Paul W.S. Anderson. It was a movie specifically made for my tastes. It had guns, cars, plenty of action, and a hero I could actually root for. The fact that it reminded me of Twisted Metal; a game I hold close to my childhood instantly sealed the deal when the original trailer came out and luckily the film did not disappoint. Then the 2010 prequel came out falling a bit behind in terms of story quality. Now in 2013 the third installment has been released to continue the adventures of the original Frankenstein and his crew as they struggle to survive in the world’s most popular blood sport. But will this be a high octane thrill ride like the first film, or end up as a watered down mess leaving its audience stranded and wanting more?

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Shadows of the Damned Review

 
One hell of a road trip.

Title: Shadows of the Damned

Platform: Xbox 360, PS3

Developer: Grasshopper Manufacture

Genre: Psychological Horror

Rating: M




     Please take a moment and look at the graphic at the top right. What vibe does this image give off to your psyche? If you’re like me, you most likely thought this was some half ass effort title that EA put out from japan in an effort to make a quick buck off of any poor sucker, who desperately wanted an all action shooter. He’s looking all tough and serious in his purple leather jacket pointing his gun that has a skull on it in a sad attempt to make him more extreme. I bet he has a stereotypical jock mentality and a filthy vocabulary overall. Well what would you say if I told you your thoughts were misguided and that this is honestly one of the best titles I’ve played in a long time? “Shadows of the damned”, is a title that from what I can tell has slipped under the radar in the gaming world. It’s not new. Heck it came out in September 2011 but this is the first game in a long while that I truly felt was worth every penny I paid for.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Wheels of Terror Video Review

After a far too long break from Posting here is my new review about a charger terrorizing a small town when I school bus driver must save the day

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

The Car Video Review

Uploaded my first Video Review. This was my first time working with video/audio software so it is far from perfect. Still I'm happy how it turned out.













Monday, March 12, 2012

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance Review


Rating 3 out of 5



TITLE: Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
DIRECTOR: Mark Nevelidine, Brian Taylor
STAR(S): Nicolas Cage, Ciaran Hinds, Violante Placido, Idris                  Elba, Fergus Riordan
WRITER(S): Scott M. Gimple, Seth Hoffman
RATING: PG-13
GENRE(S): Action







            As a fan of the comics, I was very disappointed over the 2007 cheese fest that was the film Ghost Rider starring Nicolas Cage. The dialog was embarrassing, the story was a mess, the villains were uninteresting, and many of the performances ranged from being too over the top to blatantly phoned in at times. So you can imagine that when I first learned a sequel was in the works, my hopes weren’t very high. That all changed though when I saw the trailer for Spirit of Vengeance. It looked darker, grittier, and holy sh!t the action looked intense. Plus when I discovered that this film was being directed by the same guys responsible for the, “Crank” series I figured it was a safe bet that viewers were in for a wild ride.
            While “Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance” is more of a reboot of the franchise instead of a true sequel, it does still maintain the basic continuity from the first film’s origin story. Cage reprises his role as Johnny Blaze and does a much better job bringing the Rider to the big screen this time around. We learn that he is on the run because the curse that he was so sure he could control at the end of the first film has proven to be too much to handle causing him to avoid human interaction whenever possible. Despite his efforts, he is visited by a stranger named Moreau, (played by Idris Elba) who comes looking for Blaze’s services. He explains that a young boy named Danny; (Fergus Riordan) is being pursued by Blaze’s old Nemesis Roarke (Ciarán Hinds) and is in danger of becoming the anti-christ. At first Blaze is reluctant, but after Moreau promises that he’ll lift his curse of the Rider, Blaze sets off in search leaving nothing but a trail of fire behind him.

Most of the action takes place on desert roads.


I’ll come straight to the point. Spirit of Vengeance’s story fails as a super hero blockbuster but instead triumphs as a road action flick. Most of the story unfolds out on the highways, as battles with convoys rage on through desert roads instantly giving off a sort of Mad Max vibe to it. Despite the fact that this is a story about fighting the devil, monster designs never stray far from human form and seem rather uninspired. With that said, Ghost Rider’s new look is the exception looking simply amazing looking in comparison to the first film. There are many times that the Rider becomes genuinely creepy at times due to the way it moves and stares which is a feeling I never got from the previous film.
The story suffers from some continuity problems still, despite it staying true to the origin story as far as how the Rider affects Blaze. At one point the Spirit of Vengeance gets hit by a missile sending Blaze to the hospital only to later on take rocket after rocket without so much as a scratch, leaving the question if Blaze can die due to the Rider’s wounds unclear. Overall though the story is much more solid this time as the film even manages to have a sense of humor about itself many times throughout. The characters overall are much more likable in this installment especially Moreau, who is just full of charisma and honestly stole the scenes every time he was on. I honestly wanted to learn more about his character and wished there was a spinoff of his back-story somewhere.


Moreau shows that even french brothers can rock the classic leathers.

            Dialog is so much better this time around as well. The script gives Cage the freedom to act crazy as expected without going too overboard. Everyone talks in a believable way and relationships seem a little more real this time. The little boy Danny I found to be an interesting character because despite him being chosen to become the anti-christ, he never feels truly evil. He shows that genetics and destinies don’t guarantee the kind of person you will become personality wise and the relationship he grows with the rider is an interesting concept. The Rider doesn’t talk no where near as much as he did before which is a blessing because last time every time it spoke it resulted in me feeling embarrassed for it due to the cheesiness.


Danny shows that deep down all children can be evil.

            The sound in “Spirit of Vengeance” is what one would expect. It’s a piston busting, gasoline igniting boom fest that keeps you in your seat when the action heats up. The noise that Rider made always got under my skin whenever I heard it, proving that one liners do not make a character intimidating.
            The 3D was mediocre at best as it never blew me away but never made my eyes hurt either. Honestly most of the time I forgot I was watching a 3D film and odds are that’s due to all the night time scenes.

           
Mayhem has nothing on Blaze.

            Overall, “Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance” is not the epic Marvel heroes tale we’ve been hoping for to stack up with the great Avenger movies. It is instead a gripping and entertaining road flick that left me feeling very satisfied. If you liked “Drive Angry” you’ll like this one. It is a phenomenal improvement over the first film, and I hope that another sequel will spawn out of this reboot. Who knows, the next one might be the epic demon fighting tale fans have been waiting for.



Ryan Pierce